Oscar Wilde Quotes, Funny Quotes, Drinking Quotes

Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

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Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.

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Men fed upon carnage, and drinking strong drinks, have all an impoisoned and acrid blood which drives them mad in a hundred different ways.

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We had got as far as this, when who should walk in but the gentleman himself, who had been drinking his beer in the taproom and had heard the whole conversation. Who was I? What did I want? What did I mean by asking questions? He had a fine flow of language, and his adjectives were very vigorous.

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The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.

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Walt Whitman, a kosmos, of Manhattan the son, Turbulent, fleshy, sensual, eating, drinking and breeding, No sentimentalist, no stander above men and women or apart from them, No more modest than immodest.

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Drink is the feast of reason and the flow of soul.

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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

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Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.

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You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

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This beer is good for you. This is draft beer. Stick with the beer. Let's go and beat this guy up and come back and drink some more beer.

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All professions are conspiracies against the laity.

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Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.

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Champagne is simply one of the elegant extras of life.

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It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

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No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

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Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

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Why, if 'tis dancing you would be, There's brisker pipes than poetry. Say, for what were hop-yards meant, Or why was Burton built on Trent? Oh many a peer of England brews Livelier liquor than the Muse, And malt does more than Milton can To justify God's ways to man. Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink For fellows whom it hurts to think: Look into the pewter pot To see the world as the world's not.

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Tags : A. E. Housman Quotes , Hurt Quotes , Drinking Quotes

When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.

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