Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Aankhon k darwaze pe neend kab ki aai bethi hy
Bas intizar hy tery kehny ka ,
kay so jao ab khuwabme milty he

9 years ago

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Tags : Good Night SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Ek Bhikhari Ko Lottry Lagi To Us Ne Mandir Banwaya,

Dusra Bhikari: Tune Mandir Kyu Banwaya.?

Bhikhari: Iske Saamne Ab Main Akele Hi Bheek Manguga.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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The end of nonviolent 'war' is always an agreement, never dictation, much less humiliation of the opponent.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , War Quotes , Agreement Quotes

PATIENT: Doctor sahab, yeh dawai saare shaher mein kahin bhi nahin mili.
DOCTOR: Arey, dawai to main likhna hi bhool gaya yeh to mera sign hai....:-)
keep smile.

9 years ago

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Rooth Gaya Hai Manane Wala,
Ab Koi Nahi Mere Naaz
Uthane Wala.. Jane Kya
Sochta Hai Ye Khula Darwaza,
Shayed Raasta Bhool
Gaya Hai Koi Aane Wala..!

9 years ago

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Dil Ke Kitab Kuch Is Tarha
Banyi Hai, Har Panee Pe Aapke
Yaad Samayi Hai, Khi Fat
Na Jaaye Ek Bhi Paana,
Isliye Har Panee Par Dosti
Ke Lamintion Karayi Hai..!!

9 years ago

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Faqat Khawabo Se Hi Nahi Milta Sakoon Sone Ka…
Kisi Ki Yaad Me Raat Bhar Jagne Ka Bhi Apna Maza Hai

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Aap Khud Nahi Jante Aap Kitne Pyare
Ho, Jaan Ho Hamari Par Jaan Se
Pyare Ho, Duriyo Ke Hone Se Koi
Fark Nahi Padta, Aap Kal Bhi
Hamari Thi Or Aaj Bhi Hamari Ho.

9 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

Smart Santa....
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1 bache ne santa ki dukan se Rs.45
ka saaman liya or use 5 k note me
5 k aage pencil se 0 likh kr diya
or kaha Ye lo 50Rs..
or 5Rs.
Vapas do..
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Santa ko pata chal gaya or usne socha iska badla lena chahiye..
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Usne jeb se 50 ka note nikala or
uska 0 pencil se kat diya r bola ye
le 5Rs. Ab to Hisaab baraabar... .
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Waah kya dimag hai santa ka thoko like daba kar is faadu dimag k liye. .

9 years ago

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Na jane kya baat thi uski aankhon me,

Na jane kya najakat thi uski baaton me,

Humne to bus dekha uski sachai ko,

Na jane kya chahte thi uske pyar mein.

9 years ago

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Our chief want in life, is, someone who shall make us do what we can. This is the service of a friend. With him we are easily great.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Motivational Quotes , Friendship Quotes

Kaise Kahu Ki Apna Banalo Hame;
Bahon Me Apni Sama Lo Hame;
Aj Himmat Kark Kehte Hai;
Hum Tumhare Hai Ab Tum Hi Sambhalo Hame...

9 years ago

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Teri Yaad Se Khud Ko Sajaya Hai,
Jakhm Bana Unhe Khud Ko Jalaya Hai.
Apne Ishq Ko Namak Bana,
Un Jakhmon Pe Main Sada Bota Raha.
Zindagi Ke Is Safar Me,
Maut Ki God Me Main Sota Raha.

9 years ago

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Paani ko patthar na maro use bhi koi pita
hai,
Jina hai to muskurakar jiyo, tumhe dekhkar
koi aur bhi jita hai.

9 years ago

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Many people never grow up. They stay all their lives with a passionate need for external authority and guidance, pretending not to trust their own judgment.

5 years ago

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Tags : Alan Watts Quotes , Growing Up Quotes , People Quotes

Mere Dilme Tumhare Liye Kitna Pyar Hai
Tum Kya Jano, Meri Ankho Ko Bas
Tumhara Hi Intezaar Hai Tum Kya
Jano, Log Kehte Hain Pyar Karoge
To Maroge Lekin Mai To Ji Rahi Hu
Tumko Pyar Karne Ke Liye Tum Kya Jano.

9 years ago

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If You Love Something - And There Are Things That I Love - You Do Want More And More And More Of It, But That's Not The Way To Produce Good Work.

9 years ago

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Tags : J. K. Rowling Quotes

Those who heralded the decision not to give law enforcement the tools necessary to protect the American people just simply don't see the world the way we do.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , People Quotes , Giving Quotes

The knowledge which we seek, the answers for which we yearn, and the strength which we desire today to meet the challenges of a complex and changing world can be ours when we willingly obey the Lord’s commandments.

5 years ago

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Tags : Thomas S. Monson Quotes , Challenges Quotes , Desire Quotes

Tera Pyar he to hai
Mera Sahara
Dekhta hu Teri NazroSe har Nazara
DiLme Tere Pyar K Phul Khilte hai
Milti hai Zindagi
Jab Hum Tumse Milte hai.

9 years ago

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