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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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I had my moments of being humiliated, and then I had moments of doing something humiliating. I'm glad I lived out both roles.

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I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

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Sitting in a room being forced to listen to 'The Chanukah Song' over and over." [on his idea of Hell]

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I'm not comfortable being around too many people. I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don't always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

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I choose to ignore hell in my life. When I was a little kid I asked my Dad "Am I going to go to hell?" because I'd heard about hell. And he said, "Nothing you're gonna do will get you into hell." And so I got to ignore it.

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I read to my kid, but I can't stand reading.

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I was a big fan of Kurt Russell growing up and I always wanted to be the modern day Kurt Russell.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.

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Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

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Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

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Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

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My mother says to me, when I'm making a new movie, she says, "Oh, is Steve Buscemi in it?" I'd say, "Yeah." And she, "Oh, then it's going to be a good one." I swear to God, she says that every time. And when I say Steve's not in it, she says, "Oh."

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How do I speak Spanish? Not too well.

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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that.

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We [ with Andy Samberg] knew each other for the last few years, our names are similar, our looks are a little bit similar, and our backgrounds are similar. The Judaism is quite similar.

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Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

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One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

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I've always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B'nai B'rith at our house.

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