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It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words. The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'

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I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

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It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, 'Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man's under the bed!' Pop opens one eye, he's like, 'Is the boogie man bigger than me?' 'Well, no Daddy, he's not.' 'Well, you got your choice: you can deal with the boogie man or you can deal with me.'

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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

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Dead birds don't fall out of their nests.

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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

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What a man misses mostly in heaven is company.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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