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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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He was by no means opposed to hard labour on principle, for he would work away at a cricket-match by the day together, - running, and catching, and batting, and bowling, and revelling in toil which would exhaust a galley-slave.

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May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.

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Dead birds don't fall out of their nests.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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"I go so far as to say, miss, morehover," proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from a pulpit-"and let my words be took down and took to Mrs. Cruncher through yourself-that wot my opinions respectin' flopping has undergone a change, and that wot I only hope with all my heart as Mrs. Cruncher may be a flopping at the present time."

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General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.

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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'

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There are some remarkable parallels between basketball and politics. Michael Jordan has already mastered the skill most needed for political success: how to stay aloft without visible means of support.

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He would make a lovely corpse.

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.

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Water, water, everywhere, And all the boards did shrink; Water, water, everywhere, Nor any drop to drink.

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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.

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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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Farewell, fair cruelty.

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