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One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

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Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.

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Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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Riches are for spending.

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They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.

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When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

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Many readers judge of the power of a book by the shock it gives their feelings - as some savage tribes determine the power of muskets by their recoil; that being considered best which fairly prostrates the purchaser.

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Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

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I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

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"Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?"

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Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.

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Never confuse movement with action.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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They misunderestimated me.

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