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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.

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NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.

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Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

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He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the church did echo.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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Genius is born-not paid

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It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.

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Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.

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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

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I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own.

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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, 'Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man's under the bed!' Pop opens one eye, he's like, 'Is the boogie man bigger than me?' 'Well, no Daddy, he's not.' 'Well, you got your choice: you can deal with the boogie man or you can deal with me.'

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One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

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He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.

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