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Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'

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Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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... Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one's glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one's nose.

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That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

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A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self.

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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All art is quite useless.

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There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

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