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Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.

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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

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Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.

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Whatever advice you give, be short.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

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There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

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Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.

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I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.

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Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

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Don't give a woman advice; one should never give a woman anything she can't wear in the evening.

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He was by no means opposed to hard labour on principle, for he would work away at a cricket-match by the day together, - running, and catching, and batting, and bowling, and revelling in toil which would exhaust a galley-slave.

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