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To buy books would be a good thing if we could also buy the time to read them; but the purchase of books is often mistaken for the assimilation and mastering of their contents.

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There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

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Man is but mortal: and there is a point beyond which human courage cannot extend. Mr. Pickwick gazed through his spectacles for an instant on the advancing mass, and then fairly turned his back and-we will not say fled; firstly, because it is an ignoble term, and, secondly, because Mr. Pickwick's figure was by no means adapted for that mode of retreat-he trotted away, at as quick a rate as his legs would convey him;.

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She dotes on poetry, sir. She adores it; I may say that her whole soul and mind are wound up, and entwined with it. She has produced some delightful pieces, herself, sir. You may have met with her 'Ode to an Expiring Frog,' sir.

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The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.

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The roulette table pays nobody except him that keeps it. Nevertheless a passion for gaming is common, though a passion for keeping roulette tables is unknown.

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We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.

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Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

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He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

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Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, which are much more convincing and detailed.

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When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

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I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

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What I tell you three times is true.

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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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