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I can resist everything except temptation.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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Women are made to be loved, not understood.

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Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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You can always rely on America to do the right thing -- once it has exhausted the alternatives.

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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

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He who desires nothing, hopes for nothing, and is afraid of nothing, cannot be an artist.

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down... Why do we laugh? Because it is a grave religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

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There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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But Rosa soon made the discovery that Miss Twinkleton didn't read fairly. She cut the love-scenes, interpolated passages in praise of female celibacy, and was guilty of other glaring pious frauds.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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