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Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

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I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.

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The only way to be sure of catching a train is to miss the one before it.

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'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

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Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.

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Democracy is an awful way to run a country, but it's the best system we have.

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.

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We are living in 1937, and our universities, I suggest, are not half-way out of the fifteenth century. We have made hardly any changes in our conception of university organization, education, graduation, for a century - for several centuries.

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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

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The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

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