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- I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.
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Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Men Quotes
- Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."
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- I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.
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- Many readers judge of the power of a book by the shock it gives their feelings - as some savage tribes determine the power of muskets by their recoil; that being considered best which fairly prostrates the purchaser.
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- Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.
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- Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
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- The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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- A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
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- I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
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- If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.
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- Of course it's the same old story. Truth usually is the same old story.
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- Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.
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- We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
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- I spoke to my dad, and he said it took close to 90 dollars to raise me. But that was me and my sister, and my sister moved out when she was 16, so sometimes it can knock you up to triple digits to raise a kid.
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- To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
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- If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.
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- Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.
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- I like Wagner's music better than anybody's. It is so loud that one can talk the whole time without other people hearing what one says.
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- The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.
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- Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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