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Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex.

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For your popular rumour, unlike the rolling stone of the proverb, is one which gathers a deal of moss in its wanderings up and down.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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All generalizations are false, including this one.

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.

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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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But Rosa soon made the discovery that Miss Twinkleton didn't read fairly. She cut the love-scenes, interpolated passages in praise of female celibacy, and was guilty of other glaring pious frauds.

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The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction.

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

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There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it.

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