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- He would make a lovely corpse.
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- Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
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- When they took a young man into Tellson's London house, they hid him somewhere till he was old. They kept him in a dark place, like a cheese, until he had the full Tellson flavour and blue-mould upon him. Then only was he permitted to be seen, spectacularly poring over large books, and casting his breeches and gaiters into the general weight of the establishment.
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- Not to have control over the senses is like sailing in a rudderless ship, bound to break to pieces on coming in contact with the very first rock.
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- A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt
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- The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.
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- ... As to sleep, you know, I never sleep now. I might be a Watchman, except that I don't get any pay, and he's got nothing on his mind.
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- The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.
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- No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.
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- I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.
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- Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence and vagabondism; for in ancient days those two amusements, combining a wholesome excitement with a promising means of repairing shattered fortunes, were at once the ennobling pursuit and the healthful recreation of the Quality of this land.
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- Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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- Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
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- whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.
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- The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.
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- Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.
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- I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.
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- It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
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- Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
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- A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?
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