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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

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The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.

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O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.

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I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

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When they took a young man into Tellson's London house, they hid him somewhere till he was old. They kept him in a dark place, like a cheese, until he had the full Tellson flavour and blue-mould upon him. Then only was he permitted to be seen, spectacularly poring over large books, and casting his breeches and gaiters into the general weight of the establishment.

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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.

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I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.

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If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants.

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

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Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

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If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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