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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

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Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

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Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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"Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a legal fiction, my dear sir, nothing more."

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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