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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

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It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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"The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned..."

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Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

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I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

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It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

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Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

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... I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am afraid, but because it was very slow, very dreary, very up-hill and down-hill, and very unlike any way in which any man in any natural circumstances of life or death ever expressed himself about anything.

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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Indeed, it may be laid down as a general principle, that the more extended the ancestry, the greater the amount of violence and vagabondism; for in ancient days those two amusements, combining a wholesome excitement with a promising means of repairing shattered fortunes, were at once the ennobling pursuit and the healthful recreation of the Quality of this land.

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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

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If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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