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There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Everyone who has ever built anywhere a "new heaven" first found the power thereto in his own hell.

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A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.

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Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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When Asian people grow up fast they go to college at 13. White people grow up fast it's about fudge packing and triple D's at 13.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down... Why do we laugh? Because it is a grave religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

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One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

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Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness.

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I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive

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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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