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- I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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- More and more of our imports are coming from overseas
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- The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
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- He's got his dog trained so that it only does it on newspapers. The trouble is it does it when he's reading the blasted things.
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- Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.
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- When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
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- 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
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- There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.
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- We are living in 1937, and our universities, I suggest, are not half-way out of the fifteenth century. We have made hardly any changes in our conception of university organization, education, graduation, for a century - for several centuries.
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- Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
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- The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.
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- The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
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- What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin.
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- Never refuse to do a kindness unless the act would work great injury to yourself, and never refuse to take a drink - under any circumstances.
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- Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it.
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- If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.
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- All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.
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- What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.
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- I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.
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- I can resist everything except temptation.
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