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A poet can survive everything but a misprint.

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When the eyes say one thing, and the tongue another, a practiced man relies on the language of the first.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.

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All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

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Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.

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A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

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... I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am afraid, but because it was very slow, very dreary, very up-hill and down-hill, and very unlike any way in which any man in any natural circumstances of life or death ever expressed himself about anything.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.

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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

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