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When the ax came into the forest the trees said the handle is one of us.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

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Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

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"The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned..."

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The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.

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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

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Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

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