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- A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
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- The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.
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- The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.
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- Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
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- Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
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- The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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- A minister of state is excusable for the harm he does when the helm of government has forced his hand in a storm; but in the calm he is guilty of all the good he does not do.
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- History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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- He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.
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- The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.
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- We have the best government that money can buy.
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- Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
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- Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.
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- I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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- I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
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- Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
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- Many readers judge of the power of a book by the shock it gives their feelings - as some savage tribes determine the power of muskets by their recoil; that being considered best which fairly prostrates the purchaser.
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- You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.
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- If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
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- There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.
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