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Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you.

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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

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I won`t cry for you, my mascara`s too expensive

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

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Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

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There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

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A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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Dombey sat in the corner of the darkened room in the great arm-chair by the bedside, and Son lay tucked up warm in a little basket bedstead, carefully disposed on a low settee immediately in front of the fire and close to it, as if his constitution were analogous to that of a muffin, and it was essential to toast him brown while he was very new.

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You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

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Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?

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On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words. The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.

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Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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Riches are for spending.

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

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