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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.

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He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the church did echo.

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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

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I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in the morning, the baillie's grown-up son became insensible while attempting the first verse of 'Willie brewed a peck o' maut'; and he having been, for half an hour before, the only other man visible above the mahogany, it occurred to my uncle that it was almost time to think about going.

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Few women care to be laughed at and men not at all, except for large sums of money.

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There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.

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In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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Those who love not their fellow-beings live unfruitful lives, and prepare for their old age a miserable grave.

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

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It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.

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When one has not had a good father, one must create one.

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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.

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