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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.

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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

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The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

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"Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting."

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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

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Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

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General," said the commander of the delinquent brigade, "I am persuaded that any further display of valor by my troops will bring them into collision with the enemy.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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He was by no means opposed to hard labour on principle, for he would work away at a cricket-match by the day together, - running, and catching, and batting, and bowling, and revelling in toil which would exhaust a galley-slave.

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