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- People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.
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- My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
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- A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.
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- I shall write a book some day about the appropriateness of names. Geoffrey Chaucer has a ribald ring, as is proper and correct, and Alexander Pope was inevitably Alexander Pope. Colley Cibber was a silly little man without much elegance and Shelley was very Percy and very Bysshe.
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- Hatred is blind, as well as love.
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- Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones.
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- On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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- What am I supposed to do if I go bald? Get a wig? Fat, goofy, gay, wig. I might as well get a piano and start an Elton John tribute act!
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- What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.
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- I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.
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- Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
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- Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.
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- It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you.
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- The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.
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- No man knows he is young while he is young.
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- This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.
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- It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'
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- Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.
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- I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French. What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English.
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- It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.
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