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What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.

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A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.

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We spent as much money as we could and got as little for it as people could make up their minds to give us. We were always more or less miserable, and most of our acquaintance were in the same condition. There was a gay fiction among us that we were constantly enjoying ourselves, and a skeleton truth that we never did. To the best of my belief, our case was in the last aspect a rather common one.

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If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.

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There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

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Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.

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