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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

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One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

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Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.

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Man is but mortal: and there is a point beyond which human courage cannot extend. Mr. Pickwick gazed through his spectacles for an instant on the advancing mass, and then fairly turned his back and-we will not say fled; firstly, because it is an ignoble term, and, secondly, because Mr. Pickwick's figure was by no means adapted for that mode of retreat-he trotted away, at as quick a rate as his legs would convey him;.

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Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

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I shall write a book some day about the appropriateness of names. Geoffrey Chaucer has a ribald ring, as is proper and correct, and Alexander Pope was inevitably Alexander Pope. Colley Cibber was a silly little man without much elegance and Shelley was very Percy and very Bysshe.

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Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction.

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

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If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.

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Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.

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When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.

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