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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

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The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

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... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.

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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

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To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

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We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.

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I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.

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The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.

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No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.

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I've taken my fun where I've found it, An' now I must pay for my fun, For the more you 'ave known o' the others The less will you settle to one.

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The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Tell the cook of this restaurant with my compliments that these are the very worst sandwiches in the whole world, and that, when I ask for a watercress sandwich, I do not mean a loaf with a field in the middle of it.

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In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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