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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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Everyone who has ever built anywhere a "new heaven" first found the power thereto in his own hell.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

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The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo.

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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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Genius is born-not paid

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They misunderestimated me.

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When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.

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Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

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