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- A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.
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- My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'
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- To buy books would be a good thing if we could also buy the time to read them; but the purchase of books is often mistaken for the assimilation and mastering of their contents.
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- Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
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- Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
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- Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.
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- Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
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- I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.
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- I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
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- The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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- A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.
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- Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed
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- When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
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- Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.
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- Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
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- Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.
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- We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.
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- Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.
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- When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
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- A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
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