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Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.

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Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?

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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

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Those who love not their fellow-beings live unfruitful lives, and prepare for their old age a miserable grave.

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

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Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction.

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