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The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

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If I am occasionally a little over-dressed, I make up for it by being always immensely over-educated.

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Mr. and Mrs. Boffin sat staring at mid-air, and Mrs. Wilfer sat silently giving them to understand that every breath she drew required to be drawn with a self-denial rarely paralleled in history.

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A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.

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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

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I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me.

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All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity.

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But the peasants - how do the peasants die?

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When I sell liquor, it's bootlegging. When my patrons serve it on a silver tray on Lakeshore Drive, it's hospitality.

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Life is as tedious as twice-told tale, vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

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I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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Hatred is blind, as well as love.

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