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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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"The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature's founts - in short," said Mr. Micawber, in one of his bursts of confidence, "they are weaned..."

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Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

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The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

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No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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He was by no means opposed to hard labour on principle, for he would work away at a cricket-match by the day together, - running, and catching, and batting, and bowling, and revelling in toil which would exhaust a galley-slave.

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But you shall not escape my iambics.

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As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth. He that follows this rule may be old in body, but can never be so in mind.

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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night 'cause the boogie man's under my bed. My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, 'Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man's under the bed!' Pop opens one eye, he's like, 'Is the boogie man bigger than me?' 'Well, no Daddy, he's not.' 'Well, you got your choice: you can deal with the boogie man or you can deal with me.'

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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose

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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

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"Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?"

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

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One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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