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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

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Be excellent and party on dudes.

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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.

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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

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One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

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Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it.

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

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When one has not had a good father, one must create one.

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For truth is always strange; stranger than fiction.

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No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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When they took a young man into Tellson's London house, they hid him somewhere till he was old. They kept him in a dark place, like a cheese, until he had the full Tellson flavour and blue-mould upon him. Then only was he permitted to be seen, spectacularly poring over large books, and casting his breeches and gaiters into the general weight of the establishment.

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I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

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... still his philanthropy was of that gunpowderous sort that the difference between it and animosity was hard to determine.

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