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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.

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I don't think the discus will ever attract any interest until they let us start throwing them at one another.

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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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Home is the girl's prison and the woman's workhouse.

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Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.

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All art is quite useless.

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If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

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The true triumph of reason is that it enables us to get along with those who do not possess it.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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Poor Mr. Pickwick! ... If he played a wrong card, Miss Bolo looked a small armoury of daggers; if he stopped to consider which was the right one, Lady Snuphanuph would throw herself back in her chair, and smile with a mingled glance of impatience and pity to Mrs. Colonel Wugsby, at which Mrs. Colonel Wugsby would shrug up her shoulders, and cough, as much as to say she wondered whether he ever would begin.

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We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.

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I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

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Take not God's name in vain; select a time when it will have effect.

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Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

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