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There is more to be said for stupidity than people imagine. Personally I have a great admiration for stupidity. It is a sort of fellow-feeling, I suppose.

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Man is but mortal: and there is a point beyond which human courage cannot extend. Mr. Pickwick gazed through his spectacles for an instant on the advancing mass, and then fairly turned his back and-we will not say fled; firstly, because it is an ignoble term, and, secondly, because Mr. Pickwick's figure was by no means adapted for that mode of retreat-he trotted away, at as quick a rate as his legs would convey him;.

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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

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God created sex. Priests created marriage.

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Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it!

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Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

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Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article

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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

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A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor.

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I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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