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Absence - that common cure of love.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, which are much more convincing and detailed.

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Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.

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As he was valiant, I honour him. But as he was ambitious, I slew him.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.

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Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich.

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A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

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He would make a lovely corpse.

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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.

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"Oh!" said my aunt, "I was not aware at first to whom I had the pleasure of objecting."

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Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

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A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.

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