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Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.

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We were together. I forget the rest.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring to think so ourselves

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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

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Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed. There ain't much credit in that.

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Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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Although always prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it should be postponed.

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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A book is made from a tree. It is an assemblage of flat, flexible parts (still called "leaves") imprinted with dark pigmented squiggles. One glance at it and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, the author is speaking, clearly and silently, inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people, citizens of distant epochs, who never knew one another. Books break the shackles of time ― proof that humans can work magic.

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In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

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Everything in moderation, including moderation.

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