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... I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am afraid, but because it was very slow, very dreary, very up-hill and down-hill, and very unlike any way in which any man in any natural circumstances of life or death ever expressed himself about anything.

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War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

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The superfluous, a very necessary thing.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

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His wardrobe was extensive-very extensive-not strictly classical perhaps, not quite new, nor did it contain any one garment made precisely after the fashion of any age or time, but everything was more or less spangled; and what can be prettier than spangles!

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There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

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Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

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Too much work, and no vacation, Deserves at least a small libation. So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses, Work's the curse of the drinking classes.

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More and more of our imports are coming from overseas

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