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Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, which are much more convincing and detailed.

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This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

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The funniest people are the saddest once

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He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

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I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers.

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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because I want to love it and can't.

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God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.

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If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.

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Americans are like a rich father who wishes he knew how to give his son the hardships that made him rich.

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Those who love not their fellow-beings live unfruitful lives, and prepare for their old age a miserable grave.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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You can't imagine what a pleasure this complete laziness is to me: not a thought in my brain- you might send a ball rolling through it!

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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The good ended happily, and the bad unhappily. That is what fiction means.

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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

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