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I sometimes think that God in creating man somewhat overestimated his ability.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

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This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

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Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

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I drew the duck blue because I've never seen a blue duck before and, to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue duck.

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... Take another glass of wine, and excuse my mentioning that society as a body does not expect one to be so strictly conscientious in emptying one's glass, as to turn it bottom upwards with the rim on one's nose.

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I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.

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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

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Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

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Accidents will occur in the best regulated families.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.

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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

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There may be some doubt as to who are the best people to have charge of children, but there can be no doubt that parents are the worst.

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Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

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I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

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When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

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