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No orator can top the one who can give good nicknames.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.

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Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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More and more of our imports are coming from overseas

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The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.

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I have always been of the opinion that hard work is simply the refuge of people who have nothing whatever to do.

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As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth. He that follows this rule may be old in body, but can never be so in mind.

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Genius is born-not paid

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

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Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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Everyone who has ever built anywhere a "new heaven" first found the power thereto in his own hell.

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Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

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The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

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