H. G. Wells Quotes, Inspirational Quotes, Funny Quotes

We are living in 1937, and our universities, I suggest, are not half-way out of the fifteenth century. We have made hardly any changes in our conception of university organization, education, graduation, for a century - for several centuries.

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A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

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You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father s. He's more particular. The father is always a Republican towards his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.

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What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.

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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports... all the others are games.

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The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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Farewell, fair cruelty.

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The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

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Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

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I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath.

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Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, which are much more convincing and detailed.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

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It is a sad truth, but we have lost the faculty of giving lovely names to things. Names are everything. I never quarrel with actions. My one quarrel is with words. The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.

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If there are no cigars in heaven, I shall not go.

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I am sorry for those that disagree with me because I know that they are wrong.

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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

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