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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, something about bibliography, something about how to carry out library research, and something about how to publish that research.

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Abscond - to move in a mysterious way, commonly with the property of another.

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Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

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Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

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The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

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Women are made to be loved, not understood.

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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

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Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.

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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood - and enough silicon to caulk a sink.

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.

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Everything in moderation, including moderation.

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What is a husband? He is the one who, with a touch, can bring back the starlight and glow of years long ago. At least he hopes he can - don't disappoint him.

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As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.

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What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

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