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Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

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Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

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Never confuse movement with action.

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

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I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing to do with it. It is never of any use to oneself.

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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, 'Adam - uh, don't kiss guys.'

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.

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For the journalist, anything probable is gospel truth.

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I hate women because they always know where things are.

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A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

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