George W. Bush Quotes, Funny Quotes, Graduation Quotes

To those of you who received honours, awards and distinctions, I say, well done. And to the C students, I say, you too can be president of the United States.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

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Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

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Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

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All of us contain Music & Truth, but most of us can't get it out.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

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You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

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You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute.

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What a fine weather today! Can’t choose whether to drink tea or to hang myself.

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A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

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I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.

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Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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Dead birds don't fall out of their nests.

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Your next-door neighbor is not a man; he is an environment. He is the barking of a dog; he is the noise of a piano; he is a dispute about a party wall; he is drains that are worse than yours, or roses that are better than yours.

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