T. S. Eliot Quotes, Funny Quotes, Work Quotes

The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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Monsieur l'abbé, I detest what you write, but I would give my life to make it possible for you to continue to write.

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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.

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I never play cricket. It requires one to assume such indecent postures.

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

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Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest

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God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.

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My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

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There are men who can think no deeper than a fact.

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Sunshine is my quest.

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If you cry ''Forward'' you must be sure to make clear the direction in which to go. Don't you see that if you fail to do that and simply call out the word to a monk and a revolutionary, they will go in precisely opposite directions?

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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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