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In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

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Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

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I had to have a brace because I had big teeth. If I'd gone to Africa I would have got poached.

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

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One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

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A sportswriter once referred to him as our future president. With a name like Kevin, I don't know whether that's possible.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

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Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols or bombs without incurring any penalties.

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If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you'd form some idea of what unrequited affection is.

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Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

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"Next," said Mrs Wilfer with a wave of her gloves, expressive of abdication under protest from the culinary throne, "I would recommend examination of the bacon in the saucepan on the fire, and also of the potatoes by the application of a fork. Preparation of the greens will further become necessary if you persist in this unseemly demeanour."

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What I tell you three times is true.

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

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They misunderestimated me.

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