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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

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There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last.

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Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.

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What is a weed? A plant whose virtues have never been discovered.

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If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we ought to try and respect it. A thing which is not thoroughly easy to do, when we reflect that by command of the law a criminal juror must be an intellectual vacuum, attached to a melting heart and perfectly macaronian bowels of compassion.

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A poet can survive everything but a misprint.

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

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Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.

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