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Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, which are much more convincing and detailed.

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In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly.

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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

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The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.

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To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.

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Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead.

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I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in the morning, the baillie's grown-up son became insensible while attempting the first verse of 'Willie brewed a peck o' maut'; and he having been, for half an hour before, the only other man visible above the mahogany, it occurred to my uncle that it was almost time to think about going.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

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It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

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The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

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Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?

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He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

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