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What I tell you three times is true.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

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There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

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I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

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Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

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The funniest things are the forbidden.

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

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The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

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I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

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