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A minister of state is excusable for the harm he does when the helm of government has forced his hand in a storm; but in the calm he is guilty of all the good he does not do.

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.

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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

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Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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But you shall not escape my iambics.

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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

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"Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and then added them up, and reduced the answer to shillings and pence.

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Poor Mr. Pickwick! ... If he played a wrong card, Miss Bolo looked a small armoury of daggers; if he stopped to consider which was the right one, Lady Snuphanuph would throw herself back in her chair, and smile with a mingled glance of impatience and pity to Mrs. Colonel Wugsby, at which Mrs. Colonel Wugsby would shrug up her shoulders, and cough, as much as to say she wondered whether he ever would begin.

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My mother married a very good man ... and she is not at all keen on my doing the same.

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The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.

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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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What is a husband? He is the one who, with a touch, can bring back the starlight and glow of years long ago. At least he hopes he can - don't disappoint him.

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously

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