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- Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
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- There is more to be said for stupidity than people imagine. Personally I have a great admiration for stupidity. It is a sort of fellow-feeling, I suppose.
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- Ven you read the speeches in the papers, and see as vun gen'lman says of another, 'the Honourable member, if he vill allow me to call him so' you vill understand, sir, that that means, 'if he vill allow me to keep up that 'ere pleasant and uniwersal fiction.'
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- Eating words has never given me indigestion.
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- My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
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- Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
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- History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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- My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don't know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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- It is obvious that all sense has gone out of modern marriage; which is, however, no objection to marriage but to modernity.
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- If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut
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- Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
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- I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.
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- Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.
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- A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
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- It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young flower, but to open it by force like an oyster.
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- The Secretary, working in the Dismal Swamp betimes next morning, was informed that a youth waited in the hall who gave the name of Sloppy. The footman who communicated this intelligence made a decent pause before uttering the name, to express that it was forced on his reluctance by the youth in question, and that if the youth had had the good sense and good taste to inherit some other name it would have spared the feelings of him the bearer.
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- You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.
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- I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.
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- In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
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- Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.
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