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- Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex.
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- Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
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- It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.
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- Don't argue about the difficulties. The difficulties will argue for themselves.
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- I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!
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- We are too civil to books. For a few golden sentences we will turn over and actually read a volume of four or five hundred pages.
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- The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.
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- Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
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- To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
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- No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
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- A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
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- There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.
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- The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.
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- You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.
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- A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
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- Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.
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- I am only human, although I regret it.
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- A true sonnet goes eight lines and then takes a turn for better or worse and goes six or eight lines more.
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- She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.
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- Only the shallow know themselves.
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