Alexander Pope Quotes, Funny Quotes, Wise Quotes

We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Alexander Pope Quotes , Funny Quotes , Wise Quotes

One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls, to majestic mountains, and to mosques-especially to mosques.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Beauty Quotes

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sexy Quotes

A joke is a very serious thing.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Friendship Quotes

Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Ferrara Quotes , Funny Quotes , Girl Quotes

You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Robert Louis Stevenson Quotes , Love Quotes , Funny Quotes

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Alfred Lord Tennyson Quotes , Funny Quotes , Women Quotes

Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Funny Quotes , Men Quotes

You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes

Our civilization has decided that determining the guilt or innocence of men is a thing too important to be trusted to trained men. When it wants a library catalogued, or the solar system discovered, or any trifle of that kind, it uses up its specialists. But when it wishes anything done which is really serious, it collects twelve of the ordinary men standing round. The same thing was done, if I remember right, by the Founder of Christianity.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humorous Quotes

It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Rudyard Kipling Quotes , Funny Quotes , Temptation Quotes

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Funny Quotes , Money Quotes

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Funny Quotes , Sarcastic Quotes

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Funny Quotes , New Year Quotes

Those who love not their fellow-beings live unfruitful lives, and prepare for their old age a miserable grave.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Percy Bysshe Shelley Quotes , Funny Quotes , Kindness Quotes

At 50, a man can be an ass without being an optimist but not an optimist without being an ass

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

Worrying is like paying a debt you don't owe.

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes