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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

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Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

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A jury too often has at least one member more ready to hang the panel than to hang the traitor.

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One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best.

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Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

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Biography lends to death a new terror.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.

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I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.

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The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

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Americans spend 6 billion hours a year filling out their tax reforms.

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I have never heard enough classical music to be able to enjoy it; & the simple truth is, I detest it. Not mildly, but will all my heart. To me an opera is the very climax & cap-stone of the absurd, the fantastic the unjustifiable. I hate the very name of opera - partly because of the nights of suffering I have endured in its presence, & partly because I want to love it and can't.

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First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

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If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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