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Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

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Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness.

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The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

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People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbors.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

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Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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I'd be at someone's house or be up on the roof all day and I'd get lonely - stir crazy - and talk radio became this soothing voice in my life. But the idea that I was making $10 an hour and stacking drywall while these guys were making a few hundred thousand, and they were having a party, and there were Playmates and there were good times, I just couldn't imagine it.

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If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

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Genius is born-not paid

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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