Maya Angelou Quotes, Love Quotes, Funny Quotes

If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

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Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

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I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

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Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

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Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

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What is the use of straining after an amiable view of things, when a cynical view is most likely to be the true one?.

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The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

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Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

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Fifteen referees. I want fifteen referees to be at this fight because there ain't no one man who can keep up with the pace I'm gonna set except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I should be a postage stamp. That's the only way I'll ever get licked.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

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