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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

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Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.

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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

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One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

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As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.

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If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, something about bibliography, something about how to carry out library research, and something about how to publish that research.

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If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

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Prejudices are what fools use for reason.

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A dictatorship would be a heck of a lot easier, there's no question about it.

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Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.

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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

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No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions; he had money as well.

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To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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But you shall not escape my iambics.

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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

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