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Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.

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Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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"It's an old habit of mine, Wal'r," said the Captain, "any time these fifty year. When you see Ned Cuttle bite his nails, Wal'r, then you may know that Ned Cuttle's aground."

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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

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The proverb says, "Born lucky, always lucky," and I am very superstitious. As a small boy I was notoriously lucky. It was usual for one or two of our lads (per annum) to get drowned in the Mississippi or in Bear Creek, but I was pulled out in a 2/3 drowned condition 9 times before I learned to swim, and was considered to be a cat in disguise.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young flower, but to open it by force like an oyster.

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Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.

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A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self.

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Girl who sit on Judge's lap get honorable discharge.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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Never confuse movement with action.

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

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Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

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