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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

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I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

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The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.

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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

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Sanity is very rare; every man almost and every woman has a dash of madness.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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We spent as much money as we could and got as little for it as people could make up their minds to give us. We were always more or less miserable, and most of our acquaintance were in the same condition. There was a gay fiction among us that we were constantly enjoying ourselves, and a skeleton truth that we never did. To the best of my belief, our case was in the last aspect a rather common one.

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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.

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I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.

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Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.

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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'

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I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.

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It is always a temptation to a rich and lazy nation, To puff and look important and to say:- 'Though we know we should defeat you, we have not the time to meet you, We will therefore pay you cash to go away.'

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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