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Had be been Shakespeare, he would then have written Troilus and Cressidato brand the offending sex; but being only a little dog, he began to bite them.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed.

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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

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You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

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Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead.

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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.

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Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

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There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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The Secretary, working in the Dismal Swamp betimes next morning, was informed that a youth waited in the hall who gave the name of Sloppy. The footman who communicated this intelligence made a decent pause before uttering the name, to express that it was forced on his reluctance by the youth in question, and that if the youth had had the good sense and good taste to inherit some other name it would have spared the feelings of him the bearer.

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Genius is born-not paid

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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

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I hospitalized a rock, killed a brick...I'm so bad I make medicine sick!

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