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Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

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People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols or bombs without incurring any penalties.

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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.

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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

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Dead birds don't fall out of their nests.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

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What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.

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The funniest people are the saddest once

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If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.

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On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.

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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

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Everything in moderation, including moderation.

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