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It comes to pass oft that a terrible oath, with a swaggering accent sharply twanged off, gives manhood more approbation than ever proof itself would have earned him.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead.

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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

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The faults of the burglar are the qualities of the financier.

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Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.

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I have imbibed such a love for money that I keep some sequins in a drawer to count, and cry over them once a week.

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It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.

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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.

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Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

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It's just as unpleasant to get more than you bargain for as to get less.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

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I've got a hockey record, I took off my skate and tried to stab a guy, I'm the only person who ever tried that.

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No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly.

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Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, something about bibliography, something about how to carry out library research, and something about how to publish that research.

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It's better to hang out with people better than you. Pick out associates whose behavior is better than yours and you'll drift in that direction.

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