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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

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I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

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In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

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You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

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The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

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People do not deserve to have good writing, they are so pleased with bad.

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Genius is born-not paid

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Friendship is far more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

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By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

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The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.

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He was drunk upon the average once a day, and penitent upon an equally fair calculation once a month; and when he was penitent, he was invariably in the very last stage of maudlin intoxication. He was a ragged, roving, roaring kind of fellow, with a burly form, a sharp wit, and a ready head, and could turn his hand to anything when he chose to do it.

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No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

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