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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

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Biography lends to death a new terror.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

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If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it.'

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What people commonly call fate is mostly their own stupidity.

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As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

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They misunderestimated me.

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Riches are for spending.

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Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.

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Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

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Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer...? If I could work my will," said Scrooge indignantly, "every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!

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The report of my death was an exaggeration.

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Every rascal is not a thief, but every thief is a rascal.

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The difference between screwing around and science is writing it down.

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The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

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Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.

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