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The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.

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Absence - that common cure of love.

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Know the rules well, so you can break them effectively.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.

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Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

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I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.

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I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.

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great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.

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Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.

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Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

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I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath.

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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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The sea is the same as it has been since before men ever went on it in boats.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

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Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

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