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  • If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes