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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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... I had a latent impression that there was something decidedly fine in Mr. Wopsle's elocution - not for old associations' sake, I am afraid, but because it was very slow, very dreary, very up-hill and down-hill, and very unlike any way in which any man in any natural circumstances of life or death ever expressed himself about anything.

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A man who does not think for himself does not think at all.

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I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

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Mr. and Mrs. Boffin sat staring at mid-air, and Mrs. Wilfer sat silently giving them to understand that every breath she drew required to be drawn with a self-denial rarely paralleled in history.

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Rule No.1: Never lose money. Rule No.2: Never forget rule No.1.

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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.

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The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.

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NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.

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Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time.

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The movement of life has its rest in its own music.

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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

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She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.

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My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

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Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.

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It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.

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