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Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

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There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.

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The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-

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A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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There is no great genius without a mixture of madness.

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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

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I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.

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Biography lends to death a new terror.

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We shall not cease from exploration, and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.

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All happy families resemble one another, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

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There is, in fact, no law or government at all; and it is wonderful how well things go on without them.

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A modest ring at the bell at length allayed her fears, and Miss Benton, hurrying into her own room and shutting herself up, in order that she might preserve that appearance of being taken by surprise which is so essential to the polite reception of visitors, awaited their coming with a smiling countenance.

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