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  • Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Funny Quotes , Lying Quotes
  • I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Edgar Allan Poe Quotes , Funny Quotes , Pain Quotes