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EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom.

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PILGRIM, n. A traveler that is taken seriously. A Pilgrim Father was one who [was] not permitted to sing psalms through his nose [in Europe], followed it to Massachusetts, where he could personate God according to the dictates of his conscience.

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WEATHER, n. The climate of an hour. A permanent topic of conversation among persons whom it does not interest, but who have inherited the tendency to chatter about it from naked arboreal ancestors whom it keenly concerned. The setting up of official weather bureaus and their maintenance in mendacity prove that even governments are accessible to suasion by the rude forefathers of the jungle.

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alone, adj. In bad company.

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MALTHUSIAN, adj. Pertaining to Malthus and his doctrines, who believed in artificially limiting population, but found that it could not be done by talking. Herod of Judea, all the famous soldiers have been practical exponents of the Malthusian idea.

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Phoenix, n. The classical prototype of the modern 'small hot bird.'

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RABBLE, n. In a republic, those who exercise a supreme authority tempered by fraudulent elections. The rabble is like the sacred Simurgh, of Arabian fable - omnipotent on condition that it do nothing.

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NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.

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Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.

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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

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Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for "bliss".

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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.

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PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment. He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn.

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The covers of this book are too far apart.

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A rabbit's foot may bring good luck to you, but it brought none to the rabbit.

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Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.

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RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.

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Pun: A form of wit, to which wise men stoop and fools aspire

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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.

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POVERTY, n. A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform. Its victims are distinguished by possession of all the virtues and by their faith in leaders seeking to conduct them into a prosperity where they believe these to be unknown.

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