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AFFLICTION, n. An acclimatizing process preparing the soul for another and bitter world.

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ACCOMPLICE, n. One associated with another in a crime, having guilty knowledge and complicity, as an attorney who defends a criminal, knowing him guilty. This view of the attorney's position in the matter has not hitherto commanded the assent of attorneys, no one having offered them a fee for assenting.

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INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.

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The sum of religion, says Pythagoras, is to be like him thou worshipest. Had Pythagoras lived in our day he would have seen his mistake. The sum of modern religion is to make him thou worshipest like unto thyself.

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RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.

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All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher.

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REDEMPTION, n. Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sin, through their murder of the deity against whom they sinned . . . . whoso believeth in it shall not perish, but have everlasting life in which to try to understand it.

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Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.

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Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command

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VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.

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Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.

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Backbite: To ''speak of a man as you find him'' when he can't find you.

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The game of discontent has its rules, and he who disregards them cheats. It is not permitted to you to wish to add another's advantages or possessions to your own; you are permitted only to wish to be another.

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Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.

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Birth: The first and direst of all disasters.

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Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.

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me, pro. The objectionable case of I. The personal pronoun in English has three cases, the dominative, the objectionable and the oppressive. Each is all three.

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Example is better than following it.

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LOSS, n. Privation of that which we had, or had not. Thus, in the latter sense, it is said of a defeated candidate that he "lost his election".

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IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.

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