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The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

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You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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The French complain of everything, and always.

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"Ah, Miss, hope is an excellent thing for such as has the spirits to bear it!" said Mrs Wickam, shaking her head. "My own spirits is not equal to it, but I don't owe it any grudge. I envys them that is so blest!"

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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The Secretary, working in the Dismal Swamp betimes next morning, was informed that a youth waited in the hall who gave the name of Sloppy. The footman who communicated this intelligence made a decent pause before uttering the name, to express that it was forced on his reluctance by the youth in question, and that if the youth had had the good sense and good taste to inherit some other name it would have spared the feelings of him the bearer.

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Democracy means simply the bludgeoning of the people by the people for the people.

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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

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They misunderestimated me.

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Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

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Who is this Baby Ruth? And what does she do?

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I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

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There is nothing the matter with Americans except their ideals. The real American is all right; it is the ideal American who is all wrong.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.

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