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You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

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There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.

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No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot

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The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.

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Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to be perfectly deaf.

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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.

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It's not because John McCain doesn't care. It's because John McCain doesn't get it.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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To kill a relative of whom you are tired is something. But to inherit his property afterwards, that is genuine pleasure.

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Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

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Sunshine is my quest.

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I have attended operas, whenever I could not help it, for fourteen years now; I am sure I know of no agony comparable to the listening to an unfamiliar opera.

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If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.

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The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.

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If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

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"Vell," said Mr. Weller, "Now I s'pose he'll want to call some witnesses to speak to his character, or p'raps to prove a alleybi. I've been a turnin' the bis'ness over in my mind, and he may make his-self easy, Sammy. I've got some friends as'll do either for him, but my adwice 'ud be this here-never mind the character, and stick to the alleybi. Nothing like a alleybi, Sammy, nothing."

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I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.

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How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

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