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Old age hath yet his honour and his toil.

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He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.

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Democracy is an awful way to run a country, but it's the best system we have.

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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.

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If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him.

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A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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I have always been of opinion that a man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

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It being a part of Mrs. Pipchin's system not to encourage a child's mind to develop and expand itself like a young flower, but to open it by force like an oyster.

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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

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It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.

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Many are stubborn in pursuit of the path they have chosen, few in pursuit of the goal.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

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The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.

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