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The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

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It's your money. You paid for it.

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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

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Be excellent and party on dudes.

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Journalism largely consists of saying 'Lord Jones is Dead' to people who never knew that Lord Jones was alive.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

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His wardrobe was extensive-very extensive-not strictly classical perhaps, not quite new, nor did it contain any one garment made precisely after the fashion of any age or time, but everything was more or less spangled; and what can be prettier than spangles!

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

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A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.

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Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

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Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.

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When they took a young man into Tellson's London house, they hid him somewhere till he was old. They kept him in a dark place, like a cheese, until he had the full Tellson flavour and blue-mould upon him. Then only was he permitted to be seen, spectacularly poring over large books, and casting his breeches and gaiters into the general weight of the establishment.

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Work is a necessary evil to be avoided.

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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

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What I tell you three times is true.

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