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The Cardinal is at his wit's end - it is true that he had not far to go.

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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

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If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

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Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else.

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

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You can put lipstick on a pig. It's still a pig.

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Think! I've got enough to do, and little enough to get for it, without thinking.

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The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.

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When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.

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Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed

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Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art.

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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

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I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it.

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PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.

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Poor Mr. Pickwick! ... If he played a wrong card, Miss Bolo looked a small armoury of daggers; if he stopped to consider which was the right one, Lady Snuphanuph would throw herself back in her chair, and smile with a mingled glance of impatience and pity to Mrs. Colonel Wugsby, at which Mrs. Colonel Wugsby would shrug up her shoulders, and cough, as much as to say she wondered whether he ever would begin.

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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

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