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  • There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : H. G. Wells Quotes , Funny Quotes , Time Quotes
  • When they took a young man into Tellson's London house, they hid him somewhere till he was old. They kept him in a dark place, like a cheese, until he had the full Tellson flavour and blue-mould upon him. Then only was he permitted to be seen, spectacularly poring over large books, and casting his breeches and gaiters into the general weight of the establishment.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Charles Dickens Quotes , Funny Quotes , Book Quotes