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Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

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Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them.

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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'

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...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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A woman is always buying something.

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I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.

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The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

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Golf is a good walk spoiled.

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The great commander, who seemed by expression of his visage to be always on the look-out for something in the extremest distance, and to have no ocular knowledge of anything within ten miles, made no reply whatever.

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If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.

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Knowledge is invariably a matter of degree: you cannot put your finger upon even the simplest datum and say this we know.

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Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

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The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it.

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But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

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A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

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A joke is a very serious thing.

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All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.

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