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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

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Not to have control over the senses is like sailing in a rudderless ship, bound to break to pieces on coming in contact with the very first rock.

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Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.

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I have absolutely no pleasure in the stimulants in which I sometimes so madly indulge. It has not been in the pursuit of pleasure that I have periled life and reputation and reason. It has been the desperate attempt to escape from torturing memories, from a sense of insupportable loneliness and a dread of some strange impending doom.

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

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Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

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My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.

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Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.

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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.

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Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.

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I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.

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Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce.

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We think our fathers fools, so wise we grow. Our wiser sons, no doubt will think us so.

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Every man over forty is a scoundrel.

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Frailty, thy name is woman!

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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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