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- Dombey and Son had often dealt in hides, but never in hearts. They left that fancy ware to boys and girls, and boarding-schools and books. Mr. Dombey would have reasoned: That a matrimonial alliance with himself must, in the nature of things, be gratifying and honourable to any woman of common sense. That the hope of giving birth to a new partner in such a house, could not fail to awaken a glorious and stirring ambition in the breast of the least ambitious of her sex.
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- I do not hold that we should rearm in order to fight. I hold that we should rearm in order to parley.
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- There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
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- I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.
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- Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.
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- It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
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- I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.
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- It is obvious that all sense has gone out of modern marriage; which is, however, no objection to marriage but to modernity.
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- "Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?"
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- I quite agree with Dr. Nordau's assertion that all men of genius are insane, but Dr. Nordau forgets that all sane people are idiots.
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- I saw a commercial for the maxi pads for the bigger gals they're making now. That was a nice visual while I was eating.
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- If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
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- For the journalist, anything probable is gospel truth.
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- I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.
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- Most people's major life changes don't come from reading an article in the newspaper; they come from reading longer-form essays or thoughtful books, which are much more convincing and detailed.
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- My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.
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- Governments need to have both shepherds and butchers.
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- The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten
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- The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.
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- Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
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