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By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

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Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

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We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

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Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

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To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

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Be excellent and party on dudes.

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Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: 'Swear to God, man - the hooker gave the money back.'

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If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.

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I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.

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"I go so far as to say, miss, morehover," proceeded Mr. Cruncher, with a most alarming tendency to hold forth as from a pulpit-"and let my words be took down and took to Mrs. Cruncher through yourself-that wot my opinions respectin' flopping has undergone a change, and that wot I only hope with all my heart as Mrs. Cruncher may be a flopping at the present time."

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.

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PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by depressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.

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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

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Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

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A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!

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Where so many hours have been spent in convincing myself that I am right, is there not some reason to fear I may be wrong?

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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

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