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  • I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Ferrara Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Carl Sagan Quotes , Funny Quotes , Brother Quotes