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- A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
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- In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
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- It is obvious that all sense has gone out of modern marriage; which is, however, no objection to marriage but to modernity.
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- Having sex without a condom is like riding a roller coaster with diarrhea. You can't just throw your hands up and enjoy it.
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- There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
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- There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.
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- A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones.
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- In the majority of cases, conscience is an elastic and very flexible article
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- It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.
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- Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
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- Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed
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- One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'
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- Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it.
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- Really, if the lower orders don't set a good example, what on earth is the use of them?
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- She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show.
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- A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.
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- I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'
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- On how to make the game more exciting - Eliminate the referees, raise the basket four feet, double the size of the basketball, limit the height of the players to 5 feet 9 inches, bring back the centre jump, allow taxi drivers in for free and allow the players to carry guns.
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- The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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- Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but the wise man saith, "Pull all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET." - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar
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