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The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.

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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

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One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

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I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught.

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

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The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

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Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?

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I think war is a dangerous place.

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Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.

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Give me the luxuries and I can dispense with the necessities.

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Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.

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May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.

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"Vell," said Mr. Weller, "Now I s'pose he'll want to call some witnesses to speak to his character, or p'raps to prove a alleybi. I've been a turnin' the bis'ness over in my mind, and he may make his-self easy, Sammy. I've got some friends as'll do either for him, but my adwice 'ud be this here-never mind the character, and stick to the alleybi. Nothing like a alleybi, Sammy, nothing."

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God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

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Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.

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As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth. He that follows this rule may be old in body, but can never be so in mind.

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... Waiter! raw beef-steak for the gentleman's eye,-nothing like raw beef-steak for a bruise, sir; cold lamp-post very good, but lamp-post inconvenient-damned odd standing in the open street half-an-hour, with your eye against a lamp.

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