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Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

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You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.

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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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Some medical beast had revived tar-water in those days as a fine medicine, and Mrs. Joe always kept a supply of it in the cupboard; having a belief in its virtues correspondent to its nastiness. At the best of times, so much of this elixir was administered to me as a choice restorative, that I was conscious of going about, smelling like a new fence.

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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

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God gives us our relatives – thank God we can choose our friends.

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Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

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The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation.

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Familiarity breeds contempt. How accurate that is. The reason we hold truth in such respect is because we have so little opportunity to get familiar with it.

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A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.

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It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.

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I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.

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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.

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