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- Dumb as a drum vith a hole in it, sir.
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- On summer evenings, when every flower, and tree, and bird, might have better addressed my soft young heart, I have in my day been caught in the palm of a female hand by the crown, have been violently scrubbed from the neck to the roots of the hair as a purification for the Temple, and have then been carried off highly charged with saponaceous electricity, to be steamed like a potato in the unventilated breath of the powerful Boanerges Boiler and his congregation, until what small mind I had, was quite steamed out of me
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- I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
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- Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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- Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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- All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
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- When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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- I was always treated as if I had insisted on being born, in opposition to the dictates of reason, religion, and morality, and against the dissuadinig arguments of my best friends.
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- A man can well afford to be as bold as brass, my good fellow, when he gets gold in exchange!
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- I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'
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- "Peggotty!" repeated Miss Betsey, with some indignation. "Do you mean to say, child, that any human being has gone into a Christian church, and got herself named Peggotty?"
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- He hasn't an enemy in the world, and none of his friend like him.
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- The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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- There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.
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- To say that obesity is caused by merely consuming too many calories is like saying that the only cause of the American Revolution was the Boston Tea Party.
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- Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.
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- Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.
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- People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
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- I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.
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- When one has not had a good father, one must create one.
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