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There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

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The lack of money is the root of all evil.

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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

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More and more of our imports are coming from overseas

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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

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Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

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Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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There is no such passion in human nature, as the passion for gravy among commercial gentlemen.

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Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

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To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

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A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.

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A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.

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Then, at the end of every hand, Miss Bolo would inquire with a dismal countenance and reproachful sigh, why Mr. Pickwick had not returned that diamond, or led the club, or roughed the spade, or finessed the heart, or led through the honour, or brought out the ace, or played up to the king, or some such thing; and in reply to all these grave charges, Mr. Pickwick would be wholly unable to plead any justification whatever, having by this time forgotten all about the game.

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If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

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The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.

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May God defend me from my friends: I can defend myself from my enemies.

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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

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Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

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An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.

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Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

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