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- I would rather have a nod from an American, than a snuff- box from an emperor.
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- Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
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- If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.
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- Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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- When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
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- Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
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- Farewell, fair cruelty.
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- The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.
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- As I approve of a youth that has something of the old man in him, so I am no less pleased with an old man that has something of the youth. He that follows this rule may be old in body, but can never be so in mind.
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- Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
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- A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
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- But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
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- It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
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- There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.
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- He took the bride about the neck and kissed her lips with such a clamorous smack that at the parting all the church did echo.
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- I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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- No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
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- "Why, I don't exactly know about perjury, my dear sir," replied the little gentleman. "Harsh word, my dear sir, very harsh word indeed. It's a legal fiction, my dear sir, nothing more."
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- I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well.
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- We have the best government that money can buy.
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